Friday, July 4, 2008
PHOBIA!!!
cock·roach
Pronunciation[kok-rohch]
–noun
any of numerous orthopterous insects of the family Blattidae, characterized by a flattened body, rapid movements, and nocturnal habits and including several common household pests.
Also called roach.
Cockroaches (or simply "roaches") are insects of the order Blattaria. This name derives from the Latin word for "cockroach", blatta.
To be honest.. it took me 15 minutes to get over the image.. haha..
I had a hard time copying/looking for the roaches pics.. haha..
yuck! gives me the creeps every time..
Whenever I see a cockroach I always tripped.. and even if I'm decided to smack that mother f**cker.. I can't.. damn i have Entomophobia, especially cockroach..! haha.. Or I'm just plain scared of them.. the size, color, smell, etc.. ewwwww....
their evil.. I hate them..
At my lola's ( grandmother's ) house, there are like millions of cockroach..
I mean for real.. the fact that her house is located near the public market..
dang that house is really old!.. almost 50 years now..
I also conclude that if I'll punch a hole on the wall, i would see gazillion of roaches..
ieeyuck!!
I'm paranoid when it comes to the word "ipis"( cockroach )..
I ran, I hide, I freaking scream like a baby.. haha..
I just wanna get away from that creature.. haha.. :-D
There are couple of times that a roach crawl on my face( twice to be exact ) while I'm freaking sleeping.. yuck..!
The first time it happened i can't remember because I'm too young.. ehehe.. I just remember when I woke up, I saw my eyes swollen because of the bite of that pest...
2nd time is when my family had a vacation at my aunt's house, me and my sister was sleeping together in one bed.. She was awaken by the ipis crawling on her arms.. she was shocked and accidentally threw the ipis at my face, I was also awaken by that tiny gross feeling.. eeerrrr.. on my face people.. the f**k..!! I run and run, jump and jump, stumble and dancing like an igorot (filipino natives ) just to get rid of the ipis as if i was on fire.. I was paranoid, thinking that the ipis is still on me..
after that I woke everybody up coz of the noise that I've been making and the igorot dancing dancing that I've been doing.. they where alarmed by my voice, and thought that there's a burglar..
haha..
so if you want to kill me.. lock me up in a room full of pest.. haha..
and also if I'll be given a chance to participate on fear factor.. dang man!!
I'll turn down 50,000 dollars than to lie on a bed of roaches..!!!
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